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2003-03-06

Piggy's specs were nicked at: 7:59 p.m.

Apologies about Fanfics. This is a popular pass-time in the distinguished world of Livejournal. People address their fanfic characters, and try to talk them out of suicide. It sounds like ever so much fun, so here I go.

X: I apologise for making you completely intolerable in, ironically, Zero Tolerance and most of Bass is Not a Fish. I also beg your forgiveness for your shitty screentime in Trip Through Your Wires. That'll be remedied soon. I promise. I also apologise for the fate of your Pulp Fiction CD.

Overdrive Ostrich: I apologise for giving you a much bigger role than you could ever dream of having in the acutal games. I just love you to the point that your eternal rest means nothing to me.

Bit: I apologise for going palette-swap Gonterman on your ass and using your physical description for Forrest.

Dr. Cain: I apologise for making you a drunk, senile old fool without anything to back me up in the games. I was reading too much manga. I also apologise for ranting through you. Chris pointed out that I do so, and I wasn't aware of it; but as it turns out, he's completely right. You poor vessel. In addition, a thousand pardons for your obnoxious son, Monroe.

Dr. Light: I have to admit, you're kind of funny. You definately have tones of Rick O'Shay in you. No apologies, so there.

Dr. Wily: I'm sorry for having Megaman kill you. That was totally unoriginal. To be honest, I was going to have you die of a heart attack upon seeing Megaman (you were frail and drunk, don't forget), and then Bass would set him up for moider. I didn't do it because I was lazy and wanted to get to the X part of BNF. Siiiiigh. Now that I think about it, having Zero kill you would've been much cooler. OK, I'm making myself depressed now.

Iris: You are badly messed up in Trip Through Your Wires. Frankly, I'm having a fuck of a fun time writing you. I apologise for making you my object of literary masturbation. OK, moving on.

Livesaver: I apologise for pairing you up with Genesis in TTYW, although I think you two make a great team. I also apologise for not writing in your "copies." Your acutal character designer was surprised to see that there was more than one of you in the game, so I think there's some miscommunication somewhere. Call me if you ever work things out.

Sigma: I like you very much, although I apologise for your lengthy discussion about Mechadrakes with Celeste in BNF. It was a half-baked origin that's going to haunt me, and I doubt a grand reploid like yourself would actually care.

Vile: I apologise for stemming you from one of my fancharacters, although admittedly, it was one of my cooler fancharacters (Skysheen). It was an obnoxious thing to do, and I sort of regret it. Had I known your actual origin at the time of writing BNF, I would've gone with it because I think it's much more interesting.

Zero: Holy shit. I don't apologise for making you a human because ... I don't know. Somehow, I've managed to make it work, I think, even if it was a disaster at first. I apologise for making you fall for a human -- a fancharacter, no less -- but then again, you're chasing after Ciel's skirt in Megaman Zero, so that's null. I actually paired you up with Celeste so I could explore some of the relationships between humans and reploids (since I believed, at the time, that reploids couldn't fall in love, but wanted to stress that Zero was different), but again we're wandering into the territory of null and void. MMZ proved me wrong in that department. So did MMX4. I apologise for making you Red's plaything, and for making you a total weakling upon your waking up in 21XX. Not that being weak is anything to be ashamed of; I'm more sorry over the fact that I made you scared. You were scared of Red, Skysheen, Maugrim and the Fenris Soldiers. That wasn't right. You're supposed to kick ass, regardless of the circumstances.

Finally, I apologise for what you're going through in TTYW, with the angsty Celeste subplot and all. And don't forget Monroe. But revenge will be sweet! Wait, no it won't.

Shadow: OH MY GOD, I AM SO SORRY. SO SORRY FOR THIS.