"I'll judge you all and make damn sure that no one judges me."
I Start Fires! |
2003-01-25
Piggy's specs were nicked at: 7:54 p.m.
You are orange. You are emotional. Outside, you are bitter and stubborn, inside you are hopeful, hoping someone will come save you from the bitterness of your own mind. You constantly feel the need to prove yourself, and you look up to those who can make thier dreams happen. You are broken, but not beyond repair like maroon. "I'm bitter." I just killed my third centipede in the space of a month. This is bad and wrong. There aren't supposed to be centipedes around this time of year. :( It's the only advantage to ass-freezing cold snaps that won't let go. At least I'm a little braver about the creepy slithering little multisegmented buggers. SHUDDER. God, I hate them. Getting back to An American's Guide to Canada, I learned something. America doesn't have Shreddies (They sort of look and taste like Chex)? Don't feel too bad, you're all not missing the ressurection of the Cereal Christ. Shreddies are tasty, but you have to eat them at supersonic speed. One minute of soaking in milk, and they're so mushy, my toothless old dog would be insulted to eat them. Actually, a lot of Canadian cereals just plain suck in comparison to their American counterparts. Take Corn Pops for example. They rock in the States, and they used to rock in Canada, when I was a kid. Then some winner changed the recipie over here and now the shit actually does taste like corn. Not the good, popcorny taste of American Corn Pops. Actual corn. Mmmm. Our Pebbles Cereal is also hideous according to David, so ... um ... I guess it's Fuck You Fred Flintstone. At least "Golden Crisp" is still good old politically incorrect "Sugar Crisp." And Sugar Bear is a total thief in our commercials. He takes them Sugar Crisps from orphans and widows. He needs his fix and damn the world. I'm working on a Mechadrake update. Don't worry, I haven't killed the page, which a lot of people seem to think I have. And I probably won't anytime soon. But I'm working a lot on my writing, y'see. Trust me, it's probably better that I update when I'm ready instead of grinding ahead at full speed and killing my fancy for Mechadrake, like other Megaman pages have done. Talking about Megaman-ish drivel, I only noticed for the first time today a negative comment that was left about Bass is Not a Fish at my fanfiction.net account. It's about time I noticed; it was left last summer. I'm just like, "Well." It wasn't a negative comment, per sae, but the fellow said he didn't like my portrayl of Bass. That's OK, neither do I. But the story is meant to be humourous after all. Still, it doesn't bother me, mostly because it's a viable reason to not like the fanfic. I've had people hate the fanfic for much stupider reasons, such as "X and Zero weren't paired up" and, "There are too many fancharacters." The latter would also have been a viable complaint if the fellow who spewed it hadn't immediately posted a fanfic of his own starring a fan character. I'm on a real fanfic kick lately, ain't I.
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