Old

Fresh!

Comments

MDA

Livejournal

Profile

Diaryland

I Start Fires!

Lexiroth
Her Rainess
Lizsama
'Cedez
Moonie
Pipey
Timofsky
Motro
Squeeky
Lady Maverick
DM
Shoisies
Chokie

2002-12-08

Piggy's specs were nicked at: 11:47 p.m.

Update: 3:21 PM -- Edit works again! I fixed up my "Princess Maker" bit below, since the links went a little screwy in places and wiped out part of the entry.

I was telling David about the Gonterman commissions thing and laughing about it. He said, "You lying bitch. I know you want a Gonterman original. Maybe Red Draco posed with Davey-kins. You just like horrible things."

Usually a married couple is together for about twenty years before they start to tap into their mate's thinking patterns. David's about eighteen years ahead of schedule. He says it wasn't a hard feat to uproot my dark Gonterman desire ... he's witnessed me surfing Newgrounds often enough for "Turd of the Week."

Yes. I want a coloured 11 by 17 of Red Draco with Davey-kins Foxfire. AND DON'T FORGET THE FUCKING MULLET.

Well, Diaryland is being super-cute. For some reason I can't edit my most recent entry. It must know I'm whoring my whorish thoughts out to Livejournal lately because Livejournal is very whore-friendly. This poor dear craves attention. I'm sorry Diaryland. Here's a fresh new entry just for you. Two in less than an hour.

New pic. I was going to go with a Metroid theme, and I eventually will. But the wine wench up there looked so me. She's my daughter from Princess Maker 2. See the sadness in her eyes? I raised her well. What a fucked up game. I got a copy from Aspect. The basic premise is, you're a wandering swordsman who defeats the Prince of Darkness, Lucifon (engrish.com) and are given a daughter to raise. What the two events have to do with each other, I have yet to figure out. But allow me to repeat myself on one important point. This game is whacked. When I read SolidSharkey's coverage, I thought he was bullshitting half of it because, well, he's SolidSharkey and he's funny. But no. You can raise your daughter to become anything from the Prime Minister of Kingdom Land Wherever to a bondage queen. You can even arrange it so that your daughter marries you ... her father. ISN'T THAT HOT?

Playing through the game, I worried some about Japan's lax attitude towards sex. Sex is natural, sex is fun, but putting children in any sort of alluring light is sick sick sick. Was it necessary to bombard me with anime cut scenes of my ten year old daughter in a soaked, white sundress? Did she have to bring up her bust size in our father-daughter conversations? "What did you learn in school today?" "My bust size is small." Well no shit Ms. Barely Out of the Womb. And when the Moon Goddess who dumped this bundle of mini-bust on me complains that my innocent child is "smeared with the dirt of common mortals" at the end of the game, who do you think gets the business?

It's a fun game though. A riot. Find it if you can.

I raised my daughter with tender care. The years passed and we grew together. Then I married her off to a dragon when she turned 18. It was a nice dragon, but David says we're not having kids.