"I'll judge you all and make damn sure that no one judges me."
I Start Fires! |
2002-09-13
Piggy's specs were nicked at: 1:49 p.m.
Want to hear all about my crazy bladder infection, the one that's waking me up six times a night? Of course you don't. But I am going to take this opportunity to state just how much I hate taking medications and antibiotics on a daily basis. I'm a complete 'tard when it comes to my daily pill-popping routine. I'm still taking the anti-tuberculosis medication and vitamin B6, and I will be until far into the winter. But at this rate, I'll be gulping down the stupid horse pills until I'm old. I forget, I accidently drop doses down the sink, I take them without milk and rip up my stomach. Whenever a doctor offers me a shot in place of pills, I rip down my pants and weep with joy. Uh, was gonna write more, but then I got sucked up by my Megaman Zero ROM for a good while. Yes, ROM. Booger booger. A Capcom rep said that MMZ is as easy or as hard as you want to make it. He's right. In the beginning, you want to smash your head against a wall. But if you take the time to build up your weapons and cyber-elves, the game's as easy as falling out of bed. In fact, I finished it. The best part was when Zero(wailing of sirens, fat lady falls on Red) There's a character with the Resistence, a reploid named Andrew who was married to a human for a time. And when they read the Zero + Celeste relationship in BNF, they told me I was mad. MAD! Actually, Ciel (human) seems to have something for Zero. I probably shouldn't be thinking about this kind of stuff. I've already been thinking too hard about where Ciel goes to the bathroom. No, I'm serious. I think of the stupidest things when I read books or play games. When playing an RPG, you might see a merry band of twice-forged friendships. I see a lack of toilets on the green plains. Maybe if there were more trees... Okay, enough bladder talk for one entry. I'm pretty amused by The Pit of Voles' decision to axe all NC 17 fanfictions. I could care less about the matter, because I actually give my 'fic rating some bloody thought. That is, I'm not one of those people who has Zero spout a totally misplaced "fuck" and then tack on a thousand warnings about how the fanfiction isn't for fragile children. Also upset are the writers who seem to think that their gory passage about a robot exploding is worth a restricted rating. Oh, come on. Most NC 17 'fics I bother reading are hardly a PG 13. Now, there are some NC 17 'fics that are well done and contain mature themes that are deserving of their rating. But most of them aren't on fanfiction.net. Except for Mooncalf. Edit: You know what, keep the NC 17 'fics. Get rid of the God-blasted SONGFICS. I HATE SONGFICS MORE THAN I HATE EATING HITLER'S POISON-SOAKED LIVER SCONES WHEN TAKING MY SULPHUROUS TEA IN THE NINTH RING OF HELL.
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