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Lexiroth
Her Rainess
Lizsama
'Cedez
Moonie
Pipey
Timofsky
Motro
Squeeky
Lady Maverick
DM
Shoisies
Chokie

2002-08-22

Piggy's specs were nicked at: 8:58 p.m.

[SantaSparky] "Oh boy! I got a letter from CBS head executive! 'Dear Mr. Barker, due to your recent senility, you're fired. Have a nice day. :) P.S. I fucked the models."

It's official: No corner of the printed world is safe from the silver-haired, kitsune-tailed wrath of Mary Sue. Super Saiyan Zero clones are one thing. But making up an elf chick and giving her to Aslan of Narnia legend as a bride... Um, is there a squad or something I can call?

This is courtesy of Elfwood. I've been looking at Narnia stuff a lot. I don't know why. I haven't read any of 'em lately, and my book set is scattered from Beaversdam to Tashbaan

But "Elfwood" and "Narnia" aren't total disasters side by side. Hell no, this man's stuff is brilliant. Especially this. The Last Battle is an incredible book. How many children's books end with everyone dying? Oops, uh, unread that if you don't want spoilers.

I hear a lot of criticism against the Chronicles of Narnia, particularily from that fuzzy guy who wrote that really forgettable book about a Golden Compass. I don't care if Lewis' characters are bullies, I don't care if The Silver Chair is as boring as moss (it is), I don't care if The Last Battle is supposedly about Muslims worshipping Satan. It's just a damn good book. And a damn good series. Today's generation is growing up with Harry Potter, but I'll still take my Narnia, thank you. Harry Potter books are fun but read a lot less like the Bible and a lot more like glorified episodes of Scooby Doo.

Hey kids! Let's play "Ironic Hate Mail!"

its called a space bar fuck head...when i'm reading a fanfic i dont like takiong time to sort 1 fucked up word like "hesaid" or "whateverthatwas" into their proper respective's..so next time try using a fucking space bar or at least run it through spell check ... people would enjoy your fanfics much more

How do you play? Well, if you swallowed this sack of clown shit and didn't explode with laughter, you win. Contradulation!!!11!

PS: Don't worry Motro, I still love you. I don't deserve an A+ on friendship upkeep, either.

Hey, Diaryland isn't archiving my old entries. *Shakes fist.*