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2002-06-10

Piggy's specs were nicked at: 5:42 a.m.

So, I was at work on Saturday and talking to this older guy I work with. We're chatting away and all of a sudden he blows this massive fart.

What am I supposed to do? It takes everything I have to keep myself from falling off my chair and destroying my insides with laughter. But he continues his conversation without a hitch, and that just makes it worse. It was a struggle, but I kept a straight face. I'm so proud of myself.

I'm working on a page update. Be patient with me on this one, there's enough fanart to wipe the arse of an elephant. I also got a few page sections done for once in my life.

Today (checks herself) Yesterday was indeed the 1st Anniversary of David and I. ^_^ We got many lovely wishes from online friends ... ironically, we got none from our immediate family. :P Well, like I said to David, the point is we remembered each other. :) We splurged a bit of money and went out for dinner. I stuffed my gob with chicken, ribs, potatoes and ice cream. And before I die of a blocked colon I'd like to thank David for being the best sort of any mate ever.

When Lex says she would sterilize the human race if she were God and replace babies with robots, I don't doubt the soberity of her declaration for a minute.

The Toronto Board of Health keeps calling me and I keep calling back and getting their machine. I suppose they want to check up on me and the disease thing. My heartbeat's normal today, and that makes me want to give the world the thumbs-up! Since starting the medication, it's shot up about 10 extra beats per minute. 10 very hard beats per minute. It's harmless, but it wears me out and makes me feel like a mouse. Then again, maybe it's just coincidence. All the women in my mom's side of the family reach an age where their metabolism and heartbeat go into hyperdrive and it all eventually ends with the thyroid being removed. So I'm supposed to get that checked out at my next physical. I finally booked one since I haven't had a check up in ... uh ... three years. I think I'm overdue for my shots or something.

Zzz.