"I'll judge you all and make damn sure that no one judges me."
"I'll judge you all and make damn sure that no one judges me."
I Start Fires! |
2002-06-07
Piggy's specs were nicked at: 11:24 p.m.
Update: 12:45 AM: -- For my next picture (points left), I desperately want to have a couple of sprites ... Locke and Kefka, to be exact. And Kefka would be saying to Locke, "There must be some way out of here." But David already took one look at Sypha and Trevor and said, "I don't get it." Besides, the joke is spoiled now. But that's never stopped me from grinding anything into the ground before. Away with ye!
On the Elfwood Extranet:
Eat me, Elfwood. The moderator system wasn't my idea. Say, maybe you should take a look at the mods themselves. "There are 8493204832 mods in Elfwood. In the past 5 days, 1.5 of these mods have been active." Eh, no point in bitching about a free service. Even if it's fun. Weep. I posted this on Liz's board, but a good tale with a strong moral can never wear its hems out: ______________ (Location: Yorkdale Mall, Friday night. The "Farmer's Market" stands abandoned for the evening, including the Sushi Booth) (Frank, the Maintenance Supervisor, starts the nightly floor-washing procedure riding the veritable tank of a floor washing machine:) Frank: *Whistling* (Frank bumps into the sushi booth with the tank. Tubs of vinegar with fish soaking in them fall and spill their contents on the mall floor.) Frank: "Oooh, shit!" (Jumps off the floor washing machine and scoops the fish back into what remains of the vinegar containers. Cleans up the area, jumps back on the machine and drives away.) (Morning arrives. Supervisor #2, Paul, starts the morning shift by driving the same floor washing machine to a different area of the mall.) Paul: *Whistling in Itallian* (Paul bumps into the sushi booth. The containers spill the fish on the floor again.) Paul: "Oooh, shit!" (Jumps from the floor-washing machine and scoops the fish back up into what little vinegar is left. Hops back on the machine and drives away.) (10 am arrives ... the mall opens to happy customers on a busy Saturday morning.) Sushi Vendors: "SUSHI! FRESH FRESH SUSHI!" And that's why, when the nice chefs offer me sushi, I usually give it to someone else. It doesn't help that their kitchen is a halfway house for crawly things galore. And that the chefs never wash their hands after using the washroom. Ugh. They're cool, though. But I also just don't like sushi. I grew up eating raw fish as a favourite snack (I'm half Hungarian, after all, and that's probably one of the more normal foods I've been fed since I cut my first tooth). But ... I don't know. I don't like the rice. And avacado. Oh God, I hate avacados. But the raw fish is good. I have no problems with raw fish. Except when it's been spilled on the floor. But I'm a moron. I've seen horrors galore squriming across the food court while working the nightshift, and I'm the first in line to buy my white man's Chinese Food when I work afternoon shifts. I'm like Homer with that giant camera and the filth-encrusted hot dog that falls on the floor. "One hot dog please." By the way, Lexiroth, would you get in touch with Reeve and/or Prim from Megaman-x.com? They're driving me up the wall. They think I keep you in my dungarees. :) [Black_Draco] 2 things from Red: 1) She's not Lex's keeper, dammit! and 2) She's flashing you. [Reeve] She's flashing me? [Black_Draco] Yes, yes she is. [Reeve] Wait, what kind of flashing? I feel we're not talking the internet term [Black_Draco] ...I knew I should've elaborated. [Black_Draco] (.)(.) [Reeve] :) * Black_Draco thinks you're blushing... [Reeve] Heh, maybe a bit, if she was doing it literally :P [Black_Draco] Heheheeheh [Reeve] Tell her I'm flashing her too -_- :P No, this entry wasn't recycled at all. Wait 'till Sunday tho, more sap than a yearling sap in March. It's David and I's first anniversery on the 9th! ^______________^
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